“It’s just so complicated,” remarked local father, Jonathan Coates, who understands what such terms as “ADP” and “walk-to-strikeout rate” mean. “Like, ‘they’ is singular now? It just doesn’t seem right. Anyway, some jackass just swiped one of my players. Who do they think they are?”
“What more do these boomers want from me?” Seymour Tweeted. “I left my clacking fan in the car and even had their weird hot version of an iced coffee.”
Kyle was happy to hear Jason was doing well. “I rejected him because of his haircut,” Kyle reminisced. “And he’s happy now and that’s great, and it’s not my fault that I don’t have a boyfriend.”
“Enough with the tinsel and Santa costumes. It doesn’t offend me, but it throws off my whole groove when it pops up,” he explained loudly to strangers at a local Applebee’s.
Before summer could come, Bradley Johnson’s abs debuted on a crucifix in front of his local church in Montgomery, Alabama.