Temperatures have finally shifted from crop top weather to scarf weather. Another successful Pride season across North America comes to a conclusion and the region’s most majestic species make their migrations back to their regular lives.
Of course, condom use would have been the best prevention.
Reports came in promptly after the weekend family cookout that Grandma said your “friend” is “always a pleasure” and wonders if you two “go on double dates together.” Sources close to Grandma confirm that it just maybe isn’t the best idea to tell her the truth in her old age.
While the study sample was exclusively circuit gays, scientists can still conclusively say they have no fucking idea where Gene went. “Gene told researchers that he loves us but his body is too warm and the music sucks. Then he just bolted,” reported team leader Calvin Tolbin. “We’ve been searching for answers. Gene’s been searching for uppers.”
Spaghetti Western but make it FASHION! Straight guys aren’t afraid of a little carb action, so carb up your straight pride with this season’s top lewks! Extra sloppy please!