“In order to stay competitive in the chicken sandwich market, we knew we had to make a change,” said Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy, “and that’s why we’re proud to do the bare minimum for all you perfectly tolerable queers out there. Please buy our food.”
“He belongs to us now,” said Christian T., a self-appointed spokesperson for the LGBTQBY+ community. “Our little prince.”
Cramberries (just like Grandma used to make), turkey with all the rimmings, and beef stew
Reuniting with one’s family for Thanksgiving doesn’t always go smoothly, especially for LGBTQ+ folks. When
“I’m so proud that you volunteer your time as a mentor to a very, very large family of 78!” your father reports. “When I was your age I was too busy sleeping around!”