Authorities were relieved, but not exactly stunned, if you know what we mean, to find missing 8-year-old Carlson Phillips lingering by the men’s briefs rack in the Lackawanna County Target on Tuesday evening.
I’m just gonna say it–underwear as we know it is boring as hell! Briefs? Boring. Jockstraps? Boring. Unitards? Boring. Where’s the pizzazz? The drama? The gays deserve better, and better they’ll get! This list has got something for everyone. Here are 5 sexy underwear that are just Halloween costumes.