Woefully remembering that he doesn’t even have an Emmy, Americans everywhere admit that they can’t shake the feeling that they should have done more for Chris Colfer.
Sources report that straight audiences have been raving about BBC’s Killing Eve although, obviously, they must not watch it for the same reason you do.
The rotating cast of the popular YouTube channel have spent the quarantine opening their homes and, sadly, providing declarative answers to their sexuality. “I felt so sure,” said one fan, “But…Chris Morocco has kids? Does that mean I have kids? I don’t know who I am.”
“It has been a waking nightmare,” shared VH1 executive Konnor Prancely. “I cannot believe Sherry Pie or Joey Gugliemelli or whoever has done this to me!”
Mama Ru invited three of her closest friends for the Secret Celebrity Drag Race finale to remind viewers that corporations are people who deserve the same rights as everybody else.