April 6, 2020April 7, 2020 Brian Faas Subway To Officially Round Up All Sandwiches To 7 Inches Subway is officially rounding up their classic six-inch sub to a whopping seven inches. “Everyone says it’s about seven anyway,” a spokesperson said.
February 26, 2020February 26, 2020 Connor Sampson 9-Inch Ruler Inundated With Grindr Messages, Just Wants A Date Reports say the ruler is only looking “4 love.” The measuring tool’s profile also read: “Masc ProTractors ONLY. ❌NO SCISSORS❌”