The Mayor of South Bend is reaching around for prospective queer billionaire donors by meeting them where they wank. For only $15/month catch Chasten give Pete a pre-mature congratulation for topping Biden in Iowa or the darling duo double team the price of Canadian bread.
Americans see openly gay Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg as someone they could sit down and grab a frosty vodka soda with. “He’s seems approachable,” said one survey participant. “I just get the vibe he’s not a beer drinker… if you know what I mean.”
After completing copious research on what drag queens are exactly, Mayor Pete has announced his vice president pick for his campaign’s ticket. The Buttigieg 2020 Team later clarified that Judge Judy Booty is “one of those non-dancing, non-singing, slacks-wearing drag queens.”
Of course, condom use would have been the best prevention.
