In a landmark change, the Food and Drug Administration announced that it is lifting restrictions on blood donation from gay and bisexual men if they can escape from a Saw-like torture trap. The policy change was timed with the release of Spiral, the soft reboot of the Saw franchise.
After decades of banning men who have sex with men, the FDA revised the lifetime ban to permit donations after three months of abstinence. The desperate attempt to increase blood donations has been met with criticism by many, including the ancient undead.