LOS ANGELES, CA — If you’re in Los Angeles today, steer clear of the free
Okay, have you even heard of gay rights??? This week I was exposed to something
New York City. Year after year twenty-somethings flock to this cosmopolitan colossus in search of
“I get that he’s very accomplished despite being named Jared. But I wouldn’t, say, watch him smoke a cigarette like I would watch Obama.”
“NO ONE LIKES PIGEONS, SURE. BUT WHAT WE DO HAS BENEFITS FOR EVERYONE. THIS WILL RIPPLE OUT FOR A BETTER WORLD. EXCEPT FOR SEAGULLS. THEY SUCK.”