Mel, a Bushwick lesbian in her mid-30s, recently announced her decision to give up her lifelong dream of being a mother. Rather than have children of her own, Mel is embracing the maternal role she’s taken on in her romantic relationship with Rhea, a recent NYU graduate.
You scope out a cutie across the bar, and head over to make a move. But as you start chatting, you can’t help but hesitate a little… Your sexy stranger seems a little different than other guys. Have you been flirting with another gay man (bo-ring), or is this—gasp!—an intergalactic being who has traveled far and wide across the vast universe, thus unfamiliar with our planet’s customs and courting rituals?
In a landmark change, the Food and Drug Administration announced that it is lifting restrictions on blood donation from gay and bisexual men if they can escape from a Saw-like torture trap. The policy change was timed with the release of Spiral, the soft reboot of the Saw franchise.
Every corner was filled with at least one statue of a nude woman, which Mrs. Dershowitz affectionally petted as we walked by. In fact, the only room that stood out from the rest of the house was Sarah’s room – untouched since her teenage years – which was covered in Justin Bieber posters.
Thank God for America’s highly militarized execution squad — the police! That being said, no