Area homosexual, Ryan Schultz risked contracting COVID-19 to refill his prescription of PrEP at his local pharmacy on the off chance he’d ever be penetrated by a human penis again.
Porter has been quarantined with their tits and has been continuously reminding them that they legally have to give Porter at least 6 feet of space.
During these uncertain times, the only thing sexier than having a secret stash of toilet paper, is having a healthcare plan adequate enough to cover hospital visits and acne topicals.
The seasoned sleuth reportedly shied away from taking his first big case citing an inability to get clear witness testimony.
You deny clear scientific evidence of climate change. Why choke society with poor air quality when you’ve got two hands and I’ve got one throat?