App founders, Howard Mo and Yanna Lingus, were inspired after a screening of The Lion King left them wishing they’d seen approximately 62% less of the film.
With new advancements in filth-detecting technology, this recent research scrounged 500 household bathrooms. Every time the most depraved, disgusting, hard-to-reach cranny was YOUR entire cerebrum, perv!
After a 12-minute debate she admitted, “Okay yes. Fine! I am wearing what can only be described as the equivalent of a death drop for lesbians!”
The director lamented that Sean Cody’s latest release “Jackson Tops Chris M. Pt II” lacks the character development of “Strangers on a Train.”
HBO, Netflix, and Hulu are so exclusionary! I am happy that a streaming service has finally opened its doors to me! It’s not such a small world after all!