It would be a big little lie to say any other woman has done more for my sense of self worth than Laura Freaking Dern.
Eyewitnesses at the scene confirm the statement was preceded by Melissa just nonchalantly leaning the fuck over from her desk and smugly tapping Jarrod on his arm.
Sea Foam Dream is the perfect aqua-green shade to help ground yourself after an evening adrift in a dissociative fugue about your personal finances!
“Two years ago when I was at The Boar for my friend’s bachelor party, some guy followed me out then beat me senseless three blocks later. The doctors said I was lucky I didn’t suffer long term brain damage,” said Terry Gould, a former guest of The Boar. “But then I saw they put up an itty bitty pride sticker by the door, and now I’m holding MY bachelor party there. Isn’t that kinda beautiful?”