Despite the bisexual community’s increasing acceptance into the LGBTQ+ populace, sources have confirmed that – God fucking damnit – the Tarnoczian dictator Oswyn Romahai has come out as bisexual this week.
Glenn Howard, the only queer in an otherwise straight office received a DVD copy of “Milk” for Secret Santa again this year, making it his twelfth consecutive copy since the film premiered twelve years ago. Despite his lack of interest in the film, Howard’s straight co-workers have decided one by one that “Milk” is a film he will probably enjoy because it’s about gay people.
Forecasters ran out of both boy storm names and girl storm names Sunday, during what has been an abnormally busy hurricane season resulting in Hurricane “Janthony”, a storm name created by cis meteorologists as their best attempt at a non-binary name.
Most people transform into an animal or a bug, but Eva Withers is not most people. The 78-year-old queer woman morphed miraculously – but at no surprise to her family – into a stable, sturdy home. “She turned into her truest self: a strong foundation and fine mahogany cabinetry” reports Withers’ granddaughter.
“I get that we have to do our due diligence to practice social distancing and blah blah blah,” said Yayland. “But at what cost?”