My hopes were quickly dashed as the Ensemble, dressed head-to-toe in emerald, disappeared into the green screen background. They became a chorus of floating heads and hands–there was no way of knowing what their torsos were doing.
You scope out a cutie across the bar, and head over to make a move. But as you start chatting, you can’t help but hesitate a little… Your sexy stranger seems a little different than other guys. Have you been flirting with another gay man (bo-ring), or is this—gasp!—an intergalactic being who has traveled far and wide across the vast universe, thus unfamiliar with our planet’s customs and courting rituals?
Every corner was filled with at least one statue of a nude woman, which Mrs. Dershowitz affectionally petted as we walked by. In fact, the only room that stood out from the rest of the house was Sarah’s room – untouched since her teenage years – which was covered in Justin Bieber posters.
Sometimes building back better means building back never, and that’s exactly what the Biden Administration decided to do with the country’s improv theaters. Given a once in a generation opportunity to rethink the role of “zip zap zop” in society, the new Administration has taken radical, decisive action on a new path forward.
Disney is making strides with representation, and whacking two moles with one swing…or should we say, two gophers! Their latest animated adventure, Annabelle and the Gopher Princess, features not only the first lesbian princess, but also the first rodent royalty—and they are one and the same.