“What more do these boomers want from me?” Seymour Tweeted. “I left my clacking fan in the car and even had their weird hot version of an iced coffee.”
Kyle was happy to hear Jason was doing well. “I rejected him because of his haircut,” Kyle reminisced. “And he’s happy now and that’s great, and it’s not my fault that I don’t have a boyfriend.”
ABC executives said there’s no better way for audiences to learn about
gay liberation than with cute clay creatures! Find out which festive,
fuzzy little critter threw the first brick!
Before summer could come, Bradley Johnson’s abs debuted on a crucifix in front of his local church in Montgomery, Alabama.
“In order to stay competitive in the chicken sandwich market, we knew we had to make a change,” said Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy, “and that’s why we’re proud to do the bare minimum for all you perfectly tolerable queers out there. Please buy our food.”