In a press conference yesterday, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham shared a striking revelation: “God visited me in a dream and told me that as punishment for the homosexuals’ sins, He will torture them mercilessly with virtual Pride celebrations held over Zoom throughout the entire summer.”
It isn’t a Pride parade unless there’s glitter, confetti, and swag that will never decompose. Why have microplastics when you could have microplastiques!?