CHICAGO, IL— In homosexual relationships there is always the risk of wearing the same thing as your partner, so it came as no shock when Brian Green and Drew Matthews both arrived at their first date wearing the same top, the same jeans, and the same modulation of their voice – two octaves lower than normal.
Eyewitnesses at the scene confirm the statement was preceded by Melissa just nonchalantly leaning the fuck over from her desk and smugly tapping Jarrod on his arm.