CHICAGO, IL— In homosexual relationships there is always the risk of wearing the same thing as your partner, so it came as no shock when Brian Green and Drew Matthews both arrived at their first date wearing the same top, the same jeans, and the same modulation of their voice – two octaves lower than normal.
“Sorry, but all that gay shit doesn’t really do it for me,” stated Doug Mckenna under the Grindr username “f?ckmedaddy” at 3:27 AM this past Sunday.