“In order to stay competitive in the chicken sandwich market, we knew we had to make a change,” said Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy, “and that’s why we’re proud to do the bare minimum for all you perfectly tolerable queers out there. Please buy our food.”
Spaghetti Western but make it FASHION! Straight guys aren’t afraid of a little carb action, so carb up your straight pride with this season’s top lewks! Extra sloppy please!