A local dad is receiving effusive praise from his family for reaching a goal many thought impossible: successfully saying his daughter in law’s name correctly. Ray Szymkowiak, 64, is a world-renowned nuclear engineer by day and, with this accomplishment, a hero by night.
“What more do these boomers want from me?” Seymour Tweeted. “I left my clacking fan in the car and even had their weird hot version of an iced coffee.”
Reports came in promptly after the weekend family cookout that Grandma said your “friend” is “always a pleasure” and wonders if you two “go on double dates together.” Sources close to Grandma confirm that it just maybe isn’t the best idea to tell her the truth in her old age.