Move over, Grindr, Tinder, Lex, Scruff, Hinge, and Scissr! There’s a new app for singles looking to date within a strengths-based framework grounded in an understanding of the impact of trauma called Tender. The app was developed by a group of exhausted therapists who were tired of having the same three conversations about relationships with their LGBTQIA+ clients over and over again.
Local bottom Brandon Harris reported that Randy Peters, a top, began typing a response to his text “When can we hang again?” on Monday morning. Harris reportedly has been waiting to hear from Peters for several days.
We all know the runaround, and we certainly know the bullshit. It seems like everyone has something they aren’t saying on the apps, but here’s 70 things he DID say before mentioning he’s in an exclusive relationship.
The study also confirmed the long-held theory in the scientific community that ‘ha’ is typically sarcastic, while ‘hahahahaha’ in fact implies a speaker trying to make light of existential dread.
Reports say the ruler is only looking “4 love.” The measuring tool’s profile also read: “Masc ProTractors ONLY. ❌NO SCISSORS❌”