Republican National Convention attendees dropped their robes this week for head witch in charge, J.K. Rowling, who demanded to inspect wands & chambers of secrets.
“Us onion rings have to fight so hard to barely see ourselves represented in media, and even then it’s as the exotic alternative to French fries. That is why we are joining forces with sweet potato fries, fried pickles, and even cole slaw to demand better visibility! Taylor Swift should be more responsible with her platform!”