In a difficult and tragic week, the nation was reminded that white people experiencing any sort of hardship results in the needless murder of people of color. Following another horrific mass shooting and subsequent social media campaigns, Asians across the country checked in on their white friends to make sure they were doing okay.
Porn studio Men.com announced that it had won the competitive bidding war for a multi-picture deal to create a series of porn parodies based on Senator Ossoff from Georgia and President Biden’s new Secretary of Transportation.
The three picture deal will trace the exploits of the pair through their sexual exploits in Washington D.C. Sources close to the deal say that this could also lay the groundwork for a Neo-Liberal Pornographic Universe.
Two weeks went by without a word after Geoff Underbrandt, a 30 year-old New York man, went on a Tinder date with Kyle, a freelance fitness consultant. Evidence on Instagram shows that Kyle is now dating someone else because he didn’t feel a connection and didn’t see this going anywhere.
Now more than ever, families are looking a bit different than the traditional mom, dad, 2.5 kids and a white picket fence. For instance, Graham Fogarty and Cecil Handler are two gorgeous, white, and rich gay men who recently adopted a beautiful victim narrative into their home.
The table turned as silent as it did the day Wolfe asked Nash why guys like boobs so much, because she was “too straight to know.” Somehow, Nash thinks his answer, while a masterful ode to Dolly Parton, wasn’t convincing in the way he wanted it to be.