“I get that he’s very accomplished despite being named Jared. But I wouldn’t, say, watch him smoke a cigarette like I would watch Obama.”
“NO ONE LIKES PIGEONS, SURE. BUT WHAT WE DO HAS BENEFITS FOR EVERYONE. THIS WILL RIPPLE OUT FOR A BETTER WORLD. EXCEPT FOR SEAGULLS. THEY SUCK.”
The camp aesthetic announced that it is clinically heterosexual after spending just one night at one of the nation’s leading institutions.
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