Reports came in promptly after the weekend family cookout that Grandma said your “friend” is “always a pleasure” and wonders if you two “go on double dates together.” Sources close to Grandma confirm that it just maybe isn’t the best idea to tell her the truth in her old age.
While the study sample was exclusively circuit gays, scientists can still conclusively say they have no fucking idea where Gene went. “Gene told researchers that he loves us but his body is too warm and the music sucks. Then he just bolted,” reported team leader Calvin Tolbin. “We’ve been searching for answers. Gene’s been searching for uppers.”
MADISON, WI— LaCroix has always been known for having a splash of fruity flavor, but
Research was very hands-on to research this matter. And if you’re wondering how ‘papering’ compares to ‘rocking’— let’s just say we’ve got it covered.
McGovney broke her record during a light flirtation with McKenna St. Stierre, who was quite interested in McGovney until she learned of her bisexuality and—yuck-o—her history of dating men.