Americans see openly gay Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg as someone they could sit down and grab a frosty vodka soda with. “He’s seems approachable,” said one survey participant. “I just get the vibe he’s not a beer drinker… if you know what I mean.”
Phucks-A-Ton E. Phyllis emerged shortly after sunrise only to immediately catch a glimpse of her morning-after shadow, causing her to flee back into the security of her K-hole.
After seeing the amazing new representation in the NFL, this queer fantasy football league has forgone the need for any actual players when they realized Katie Sowers would be there. Who needs a whole team of straight male athletes when you can have one lesbian with a sick undercut?
While staring at the sunset before the rain set in, Kyle Booth, 33, asked Siri an important question, “For how long has the world been without Princess Diana?”
A foolproof guide of father-friendly poses to remind your dad that, yes you take dick, but that doesn’t mean you can’t talk about the weather together