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She may lack Jennifer Beal’s exquisite cheekbones, but this local executive is definitely about to rail her married colleague in the airport Marriott.
“Look, I get it. I’m an irrelevant cis white dad,” O’Rourke told reporters. “Which is why I want America to know that I am also a proud lesbian, and I’m ready to lead America.”
“I want to make sure those sinners know that they’re missing out on the Kingdom of Heaven, but also that Rick is missing out on the one that got away.”