Lesbians Marcia Lopply and Kit Foster celebrated their six-month anniversary by filing for domestic partnership, or as they call it: “getting 90s gay married.” “It’s just nice to have to so many rights that we can have this ‘retro’ reception as not our only option,” said the Lopply-Fosters, at the same time.
Kyle was happy to hear Jason was doing well. “I rejected him because of his haircut,” Kyle reminisced. “And he’s happy now and that’s great, and it’s not my fault that I don’t have a boyfriend.”
“It’s not that we don’t love him,” said Luis Grossman, as he scooped Ocean Spray cranberry sauce out of a can. “He can just be a bit heavy in his loafers.”