Woefully remembering that he doesn’t even have an Emmy, Americans everywhere admit that they can’t shake the feeling that they should have done more for Chris Colfer.
After the recent split of Cara Delevigne and Ashley Benson, queer women everywhere are forced to ask themselves if love is even real anymore. They are also forced to ask themselves who these women are, and what do they do?
Step aside Britney! The alpha mama of Big Cat Rescue—and almost certain murderer of HETEROSEXUAL millionaire Don Lewis—is perfectly perched to pounce and snag the gay icon tiara for herself.
“You know I’ve always liked her, but I just think it’s kind of nice that she isn’t wearing all those flashy costumes anymore,” local mom Trish MacGibbon reports. “Now it’s just about the singing.”
App founders, Howard Mo and Yanna Lingus, were inspired after a screening of The Lion King left them wishing they’d seen approximately 62% less of the film.