“It will be remarkably unsurprising if in the next few months we see him invest his time and money into thinks like reckless space exploration, carnivorous nanobots, or shrink rays,” said CNN political analyst Hannah Oringer.
The new season aims to ‘bridge gaps between people,’ remarks culture expert Karamo Brown, who is publicly considering entering the 2020 presidential race as an independent.
Americans see openly gay Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg as someone they could sit down and grab a frosty vodka soda with. “He’s seems approachable,” said one survey participant. “I just get the vibe he’s not a beer drinker… if you know what I mean.”
Despite her busy campaign trail, Warren herself gives each haircut. The trend goes to show that all lesbians are politically minded grandmas, but not all politically minded grandmas are lesbians.
After completing copious research on what drag queens are exactly, Mayor Pete has announced his vice president pick for his campaign’s ticket. The Buttigieg 2020 Team later clarified that Judge Judy Booty is “one of those non-dancing, non-singing, slacks-wearing drag queens.”