“I’ve been following Max for a long time,” said Chicago barista Joey Titto, “so I was immediately suspicious, because I know how much he loves to ski.
I volunteer, I organize, I’m trying to achieve lower ab vascularity by May. In times like these, it’s important to focus on what matters: shoving all 168 pounds of my boiling political rage into a bathing suit more suffocating than voting laws in Shelby County, Alabama.