“It’s just so complicated,” remarked local father, Jonathan Coates, who understands what such terms as “ADP” and “walk-to-strikeout rate” mean. “Like, ‘they’ is singular now? It just doesn’t seem right. Anyway, some jackass just swiped one of my players. Who do they think they are?”
“What more do these boomers want from me?” Seymour Tweeted. “I left my clacking fan in the car and even had their weird hot version of an iced coffee.”
Before summer could come, Bradley Johnson’s abs debuted on a crucifix in front of his local church in Montgomery, Alabama.
You can’t “obliviate” the fact that your favorite author reminds you of Nana two margs deep. Rowling actually wasn’t suffering from a Confundis Charm when drafting her latest Tweet.
After completing copious research on what drag queens are exactly, Mayor Pete has announced his vice president pick for his campaign’s ticket. The Buttigieg 2020 Team later clarified that Judge Judy Booty is “one of those non-dancing, non-singing, slacks-wearing drag queens.”