Elisabeth Moss claims she’s being hunted by the malevolent, invisible spectre of Sherry Pie, whose real name is Joey Gugliemelli. No evidence has been found to support this beyond the occasional eerie glimpse of a man in an unfortunately stunning runway look.
I’m torn because on the one hand my computer is frozen, but on the other hand, millions of people have to stare at this rainbow wheel telling them “Oh no you don’t, honey.”
“I don’t need to know how every lesbian got to this orgy,” explained commenter TribTribe69. “I’d rather see fingering that hear everyone’s backstory.”
The study also confirmed the long-held theory in the scientific community that ‘ha’ is typically sarcastic, while ‘hahahahaha’ in fact implies a speaker trying to make light of existential dread.
“Laura, I’m really worried that nothing I’ve done in my life matters as we face the end of the world.” And Laura was just like, “I feel that.” And then we both just stared silently on FaceTime for a long, sad while.