Subway is officially rounding up their classic six-inch sub to a whopping seven inches. “Everyone says it’s about seven anyway,” a spokesperson said.
Get ready to be jealous! You’ve heard of friend groups getting matching tattoos or going bungee jumping together, but this gang of pals is taking things to the next level. None of them have ever slept with each other!
BOSTON, MA— During her campaign, Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren garnered renown for her detailed plans
He may have dropped out of the Democratic primary race, but we stan a trailblazer! Move aside, Marsha P. Johnson! Our maybe-next-time future gay president’s contributions to his global community includes taking a stand against the Man—the Man being a father of three who didn’t want any part of the war.
“It will be remarkably unsurprising if in the next few months we see him invest his time and money into thinks like reckless space exploration, carnivorous nanobots, or shrink rays,” said CNN political analyst Hannah Oringer.