As per usual, straight men’s pride has been saved by their oldest ally, self-hating gays.
This month represents an exciting moment in our history!
Crimson Darling spontaneously burst into being as a celebrated actress and coquette the moment Timothy Reiff pressed his cheek against the playroom window.
“I get that he’s very accomplished despite being named Jared. But I wouldn’t, say, watch him smoke a cigarette like I would watch Obama.”