Boo Radley: a muscular shut in? We’ll count it! To Kill A Mockingbird is here, it’s queer, and—oh sweet god, we need to come up with four more of these!?
“You know I’ve always liked her, but I just think it’s kind of nice that she isn’t wearing all those flashy costumes anymore,” local mom Trish MacGibbon reports. “Now it’s just about the singing.”
She may lack Jennifer Beal’s exquisite cheekbones, but this local executive is definitely about to rail her married colleague in the airport Marriott.
Every year, all the heteros REALLY want for Christmas is for Mariah to sing that one fucking song. Mimi, welcome back into the arms of those who truly love understand you, the elusive chanteuse, the skinniest legend.
ABC executives said there’s no better way for audiences to learn about
gay liberation than with cute clay creatures! Find out which festive,
fuzzy little critter threw the first brick!