“In order to stay competitive in the chicken sandwich market, we knew we had to make a change,” said Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy, “and that’s why we’re proud to do the bare minimum for all you perfectly tolerable queers out there. Please buy our food.”
“I’m so proud that you volunteer your time as a mentor to a very, very large family of 78!” your father reports. “When I was your age I was too busy sleeping around!”
“How’s her head? Better than Anne Boylen’s! Werque, slag! Ya betta step that fanny up!” said host RuPaul Charles a few months after arriving in England.
App founders, Howard Mo and Yanna Lingus, were inspired after a screening of The Lion King left them wishing they’d seen approximately 62% less of the film.
The only woman I can commit to is the topless pinup of Marge Simpson tattooed on the entire length of my forearm. The idea of “forever” is just so daunting.