Lesbians Marcia Lopply and Kit Foster celebrated their six-month anniversary by filing for domestic partnership, or as they call it: “getting 90s gay married.” “It’s just nice to have to so many rights that we can have this ‘retro’ reception as not our only option,” said the Lopply-Fosters, at the same time.
“He’s on that show your father used to watch?” Mom reports. “He does cookbooks now? Come on, you know who he is! He’s… you know…. I think he’s married to that guy from the Olympics maybe?”
You deny clear scientific evidence of climate change. Why choke society with poor air quality when you’ve got two hands and I’ve got one throat?
Granddaughter Robin Claghorn admits that every year she puts off this goal in hopes that “grandma will kick it before I have to tell her I’m queer. But every year she gets stronger and I get gayer.”
“I love working out now. I don’t mind that it’s 40 minutes away. Wonderful facility,” he said with a strained smiled to concerned friends.