As the U.S. continues to bungle its COVID-19 crisis, Satan, the Lord of Darkness, announced a moratorium on American souls entering Hell. “Out of an abundance of caution,” Beelzebub told reporters, “we simply cannot welcome people into eternal damnation who aren’t taking this thing seriously.”
Don’t want to go to an over-priced vacation spot during a pandemic, but still want to re-create and embody the white supremacist practices and institutional biases from the comfort of your own home. You deserve this, self care hunny!
Here are five sexually charged and alcohol fueled vacation spots that are also safe to be your gay self because they’re just your friends apartments!
Home to America’s power players (and bottoms). People who exemplify high ethics and morals seeking
“America The Beautiful” isn’t just a song, it’s a fact! Despite the large population and