We all know the runaround, and we certainly know the bullshit. It seems like everyone has something they aren’t saying on the apps, but here’s 70 things he DID say before mentioning he’s in an exclusive relationship.
I’m torn because on the one hand my computer is frozen, but on the other hand, millions of people have to stare at this rainbow wheel telling them “Oh no you don’t, honey.”
The study also confirmed the long-held theory in the scientific community that ‘ha’ is typically sarcastic, while ‘hahahahaha’ in fact implies a speaker trying to make light of existential dread.
With new advancements in filth-detecting technology, this recent research scrounged 500 household bathrooms. Every time the most depraved, disgusting, hard-to-reach cranny was YOUR entire cerebrum, perv!
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