Reports poured in across the country of straight people, having endured months of social isolation, abruptly producing spectacular masterworks of fine art.
Sources report that straight audiences have been raving about BBC’s Killing Eve although, obviously, they must not watch it for the same reason you do.
Hey, we’ve all been there. It takes a few rounds of crushing on unavailable women and having your heart broken before realizing the toxic pattern you’ve put yourself in and just loving yourself instead. You might think that you started loving yourself after your first mistake, but in reality, it took exactly five. No more, no less. Here are five very straight girls to have big fat crushes on before really realizing it was time for some basic self love.
In a movement akin to when white gays invented voguing, straight America has fallen tush-over-toes for the bidet as their go-to toilet paper alternative.
A gathering of straight allies dedicated to supporting the LGBTQ+ community recently took place between two queer people who were having a conversation. Maya Berman and Jessica Anello were reportedly chatting about oat milk at their local cafe when fifteen straights in rainbow regalia crammed between them and began their meeting.