80 percent of New Years resolutions fail by February. But did you know that 100 percent of gay people’s New Years resolutions are internalized homophobia?
“As an added bonus, the smell of the leather reminds me of his freshly polished work shoes!”
Sea Foam Dream is the perfect aqua-green shade to help ground yourself after an evening adrift in a dissociative fugue about your personal finances!
According to a recent Twitter poll, half of Twitter (and therefore half of the planet) doesn’t wash their legs in the shower!