The best part of socializing exclusively through Zoom? Only having to fixate on how imperfect you look from the areolas up!
Reports poured in across the country of straight people, having endured months of social isolation, abruptly producing spectacular masterworks of fine art.
On June 11, 2020, former model and lifestyle guru Chrissy Teigen posted a Tweet about how she got her boobs cut off. Meanwhile, your FTM top surgery has been continually postponed due to COVID-19 protocols.
“At our wedding he kept asking why two grown men were having a bar mitzvah,” said McConnor’s husband of one year. “Neither of us are Jewish. Or 13.”
Citing that “enough was enough,” Matt Steiner told his roommate that he absolutely needed quarantine to end soon so he could get back to starving himself for the approval of his sexual partners.