A virtual orgy was ruined when the Zoom window of Randy Tyler, the sole reported top, froze. Mid-thrust into his FleshJack, Tyler’s camera froze during the second hour of the “Social Dist-ASS-ing Orgy” hosted by several gay adult film stars from their homes.
The best part of socializing exclusively through Zoom? Only having to fixate on how imperfect you look from the areolas up!
Reports poured in across the country of straight people, having endured months of social isolation, abruptly producing spectacular masterworks of fine art.
On June 11, 2020, former model and lifestyle guru Chrissy Teigen posted a Tweet about how she got her boobs cut off. Meanwhile, your FTM top surgery has been continually postponed due to COVID-19 protocols.
“At our wedding he kept asking why two grown men were having a bar mitzvah,” said McConnor’s husband of one year. “Neither of us are Jewish. Or 13.”