“I want to make sure those sinners know that they’re missing out on the Kingdom of Heaven, but also that Rick is missing out on the one that got away.”
It isn’t a Pride parade unless there’s glitter, confetti, and swag that will never decompose. Why have microplastics when you could have microplastiques!?
Why waste your time figuring out what to do? Here are five gag-worthy must-see attractions that may cost you an arm, a leg, and your secret stan account.
This Pride month, these businesses are proud to shout “You better WERK!” but they’re also proud to pay as little as possible for that werk.
“Two years ago when I was at The Boar for my friend’s bachelor party, some guy followed me out then beat me senseless three blocks later. The doctors said I was lucky I didn’t suffer long term brain damage,” said Terry Gould, a former guest of The Boar. “But then I saw they put up an itty bitty pride sticker by the door, and now I’m holding MY bachelor party there. Isn’t that kinda beautiful?”