Forecasters ran out of both boy storm names and girl storm names Sunday, during what has been an abnormally busy hurricane season resulting in Hurricane “Janthony”, a storm name created by cis meteorologists as their best attempt at a non-binary name.
Inspired by explosive gender reveals that have led to wildfires, Jay Waverly, a 24-year-old non-binary person, decided to reveal their own gender to friends and family with a bang–that’s right, two sticks of dynamite right to the chest!
“It’s just so complicated,” remarked local father, Jonathan Coates, who understands what such terms as “ADP” and “walk-to-strikeout rate” mean. “Like, ‘they’ is singular now? It just doesn’t seem right. Anyway, some jackass just swiped one of my players. Who do they think they are?”
Kids will be amazed with the way this future trash flies through the soiled, gendered air. They’ll be so delighted that they’ll forget about the fuss you made about that all-gender bathroom at Arby’s.