Long-time lesbians, Layla and Sheryl both had big plans for their anniversary brunch last Sunday. After finishing off their vegan chilaquiles, Layla Singh stepped away from the table and got down on one knee. However, before she could even reveal the silver band etched with glowing symbols, her girlfriend, Sheryl Simons jumped out of her seat and pulled an identical ring out from under her flannel.
This year, 25-year-old enby HH Wells and their butch girlfriend Morgan Franklin are planning to attend a virtual Halloween party as Héloïse and Marianne, the two long-haired, dress-wearing French heroines of Céline Sciamma’s film Portrait Of A Lady On Fire. The only problem? HH and Morgan refuse to wear dresses or wigs (even on Halloween).
Lesbians nationwide are petitioning to change the season “Autumn” to literally any other name just not “Autumn” because that’s their ex’s name.
NYC local, waitress, and lesbian Lindsay Cohen shocked her friends and family upon revealing she planned to tune into the upcoming 17th season of the popular medical drama Grey’s Anatomy this November, “there have been a few lesbian characters over the years, and who knows, maybe they’ll come back!”
A man trying to flirt with two women he saw together at The Rub Down Bar is slowly starting to piece the scenario together, confirmed an amused bartender.