Why worry about paying rent, when one could instead worry about the bleak future of their dilapidated estate due to lack of income and marital prospects?
The only woman I can commit to is the topless pinup of Marge Simpson tattooed on the entire length of my forearm. The idea of “forever” is just so daunting.
“Look, I get it. I’m an irrelevant cis white dad,” O’Rourke told reporters. “Which is why I want America to know that I am also a proud lesbian, and I’m ready to lead America.”
Research was very hands-on to research this matter. And if you’re wondering how ‘papering’ compares to ‘rocking’— let’s just say we’ve got it covered.
The LGBTQ+ community came together to watch the USA women’s soccer team secure a World Cup victory. Meanwhile, Ethan’s favorite anecdote about the time Andy Cohen totally hit on him went unheard.