Every year, all the heteros REALLY want for Christmas is for Mariah to sing that one fucking song. Mimi, welcome back into the arms of those who truly love understand you, the elusive chanteuse, the skinniest legend.
Poultrina’s gobbles lend an air of droll wit about her, just like Carrie. We can’t lose her again!
Here’s a list of uber talented queer female musicians who could absolutely reach icon status if they simply took the time to lift up their hair instead of their communities.
It would be a big little lie to say any other woman has done more for my sense of self worth than Laura Freaking Dern.
Crimson Darling spontaneously burst into being as a celebrated actress and coquette the moment Timothy Reiff pressed his cheek against the playroom window.