This year, 25-year-old enby HH Wells and their butch girlfriend Morgan Franklin are planning to attend a virtual Halloween party as Héloïse and Marianne, the two long-haired, dress-wearing French heroines of Céline Sciamma’s film Portrait Of A Lady On Fire. The only problem? HH and Morgan refuse to wear dresses or wigs (even on Halloween).
I’m just gonna say it–underwear as we know it is boring as hell! Briefs? Boring. Jockstraps? Boring. Unitards? Boring. Where’s the pizzazz? The drama? The gays deserve better, and better they’ll get! This list has got something for everyone. Here are 5 sexy underwear that are just Halloween costumes.
All Hallow’s Eve is just around the corner! Halloween is a terrific opportunity to explore the gender spectrum through clothing and accessories. But BEWARE!!! The veil between the mortal world and the spirit realm will be as thin as the excuses people give for not using your pronouns.
For, as a basic gay you have to do bad Ursula drag at least once, plus you want to make a bunch of fish queen jokes to annoy your friends.
This year, don’t be abandoned and forced to Lyft home alone while your friends get boooooned thanks to these fashionable, functional, and frightening statement leashes!